MomGeekisms

Are you a MomGeek?  You might be if...

...you have mastered the art of typing while breastfeeding.

...you turn on your PC before you make coffee in the morning.

...your child learned to use a mouse before learning how to speak.

...you've ever tried to enter your password on the microwave.

...you have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

...you call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

...your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

...you chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

...your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

...your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

...you hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

...you get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

...you disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

...you wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.

...you start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

...you're reading this!